Mantution.com! isn’t entirely sure what it is yet. It is evolving as I keep bringing news articles together on men who’ve let their primal instincts get the better of them. So keep checking back. Hopefully it will move towards some consistency. Your input is appreciated, please use the contact form or comment. For now at least it is this:

We have all heard of ‘womens intuition’ but is there such a thing as mantuition?

Deluded fool

When men rely on our inner voice it usually wants to overide all commonsense, decency, morality and behaviour that actually benifits us in the long run. The Uncyclopedia lists the main uses of Mantuition:

Mantuition can be used in a variety of ways to gain a very definite insight into events that would otherwise be confusing, potentially embarrassing or otherwise irksome, thus allowing the man using it to focus on the important business of getting things done, without having to worry about inconvenient factors like facts or consequences.

Examples of mantuition include:

• “Of COURSE there’s room for another beer, it’s not like i’m driving very far”
• “Instructions are for quitters. It obviously goes like this!”
• “She wants it.”
• “Anyone can see she’s over 18″
• “The government just says that to try and keep us down!”
• “RAAAGHHHGRR!!!”

Joe Donatelli Discusses his creation of Another Smashword

This is from Scot in New York in response to the “smashwording” section of my Menergy is the New Metrosexual column:
I have a smashword I must share with you:

mantuition (man + intuition)

Yes, it is the male version of “women’s intuition.” Any time you get somewhere without the aid of a map or stopping for directions? Mantuition. Whenever you find a way to pack twice the mass of your car into your car’s trunk? Mantuition.

Robin Williams said it very well when he quipped:

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time”

This astonishing ability of men to throw their whole lives down the swanny after a moment of indescresion, loss of control and loss of reason has been the demise of many.

This is where mantuition.com comes in. Bringing you examples of spectacular failures of common sense and a reliance on mantuition that have resulted in the breakdown of relationships, failed health, loss of soul and financial failure. The aim being that we can learn from where they went wrong so we don’t have to.

“An idiot repeats his mistakes. A smart man learns from his mistakes. But a genius learns from the mistakes of others.” -unknown