There are many news outlets coving the R. Kelly sex trial, ABC news had the best pun in the title:” R. Kelly Sex Rap. The Trial, Not the Song” Still pretty lame though.

A grand jury indicted a doctor on narcotics charges in the wake of a federal investigation that alleged he pocketed about $100,000 a week in cash for writing painkiller prescriptions.

A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.