Temptation

Mar 28,2008

A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

Who is he?

Arthur Price, from Ohio and lives near an elementary school

What did he do?

A tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Why?

I can only guess there is a shortage of females in Ohio or a great number of attractive looking picnic tables

Mantuition:

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond. But I think he should be forced to marry the picnic table - who is going to want to eat off it now?

What advice would you give Mr Price?