In Austrailia a Woman mistakes a naked thief for her hubby | NEWS.com.au.

STRUTH! mate, what’s going on there? I suppose most husbands are pretty much interchangeable these days. All I can glean from the news story is that the hubby in question was asleep on the couch. - and I’m sure he’ll be staying there for some time!

A WOMAN woke up to a real-life nightmare when she discovered the naked man who slipped into her bed in the middle of the night was a thief, not her husband.

The 36-year-old Malaysian woman was asleep when the thief, noticing that her husband was fast asleep on the couch, quietly stripped off and lay down beside her, the Star newspaper said, quoting a police report filed in the eastern state of Terengganu.

The dozing woman’s suspicions were raised when she spoke to him and his voice sounded strange, the paper said.

“She then went to another room and found her husband fast asleep on the couch. That’s when she screamed, causing the thief to flee by leaping out the window together with the stolen items,”

Mantuition:

Well it is pretty tiring work being a burglar so he was just using his initiative. I wonder how long it took her to realise the difference?