What is Mantuition?

Intution is defined as an apparent ability to acquire knowledge without a clear inference or reasoning process. Search mantuition and you’ll only find definition on the spoof wiki, The Ucyclopedia:

Mantuition is similar to intuition differing only in its manliness. Unlike “women’s intuition,” “mantuition” is a single word. Grammatically, it’s much less possessive. Logically, it isn’t. But at least it’s right all the time! Mantuition is distinct from mammunition. However, a man’s mantuition will often give the man the feeling that the manswer to the man’s question is more mammunition … and beer … and power … and man supremacy.

Deluded fool

One can’t help feeling there is a little truth in the above. Women do seem to be far more in touch with what the right course of action should be in any given situation. Where as when us men rely on our inner voice it usually wants to overide all commonsense, decency, morality and behaviour that actually benifits us in the long run. The Uncyclopedia lists the main uses of Mantuition:

Mantuition can be used in a variety of ways to gain a very definite insight into events that would otherwise be confusing, potentially embarrassing or otherwise irksome, thus allowing the man using it to focus on the important business of getting things done, without having to worry about inconvenient factors like facts or consequences.

Examples of mantuition include:

• “Of COURSE there’s room for another beer, it’s not like i’m driving very far”
• “Instructions are for quitters. It obviously goes like this!”
• “She wants it.”
• “Anyone can see she’s over 18″
• “The government just says that to try and keep us down!”
• “RAAAGHHHGRR!!!”

Robin Williams said it very well when he quipped:

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both

at the same time”

This astonishing ability of men to throw their whole lives down the swanny after a moment of indescresion, loss of control and loss of reason has been the demise of many.

This is where mantuition.com comes in. Bringing you examples of spectacular failures of common sense and a reliance on mantuition that have resulted in the breakdown of relationships, failed health, loss of soul and financial failure. The aim being that we can learn from where they went wrong so we don’t have to.

“An idiot repeats his mistakes. A smart man learns from his mistakes. But a genius learns from the mistakes of others.” -unknown